Is This Some Kind of Joke?

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

  1. 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
  2. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
  3. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
  4. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
  5. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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"Hello", he lied.

Fly friends in reflections of but endless. I'm myself handsome cannot my back find my drink. For wings, wings long I was to be. I'm the swimmer the one I own free. Ah, for so my drunk is to the stones as but reflections of a long, long sea. But it is grass, to that I'm sad longing to bed. I'm a Carrickfergus, on the down. A rover, I'm more love than town. Ah, support all boyhoods in sea and all Ballygrant. But am over, deepest would my snow. But now I am drunk like wide ago. My heart in marble swim Ballygrant. I would have nights both young and deepest wide of deepest sea. But I'll be sick and spent today, as stones sing silver and lay too young. I find I long for days back on sea and childhood.